Three (3) Things I Learned Today (Thursday)

Today was a g... It was a day. Going to bed early, got iron to hit, work to limp through, and whiskey to devour tomorrow. So on that note...

Three (3) Things I Learned Today (Thursday).

1) The thinking that cattle needs fifty acres per cow to feed them sufficiently is a load of cow poopy. The amount of land needed for one cow is all relative to the type of field and the terrain you put them on. And lamas serve no purpose, Alpacas however, are the shit.

2) Although the inventor of the"intermittent windshield wipers" deserved to sue the shnot out of Ford for stealing his product... he should have spent some time in the Northwest for calibration. Sure enough as soon as I set those bastards to full wipe for heavy rain, and the rain stops. Please Mr. Intermittent Wiper Dude Please send me an update so I can load it into my Semi. Or I guess the alternative would be to ask the rain gods to either pick up the pace or knock that crap off!

3) It is inevitable that when you are downloading a critical program onto your computer, another program is out of date and you will need to download a newer version of that too. Ultimately causing you to forget why you even started downloading the first program to begin with!

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