Three (3) Things I Learned Today (Wednesday aka #HumpDay)

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Three Things I Learned Today (Wednesday aka #HumpDay)
Quick thought... Why do they call it Hump day? My theory on hump day it was created by corporate scumbags to profit off of twitter pictures hash-tagged #HumpDay and include naughty pictures and website addresses to lure you into buying a $9.95/ month subscription to see unthinkable acts being carried out on "Over 18" girls. OR, Somebody fell asleep at their desk on a Wednesday and woke up on the floor of their cubical snuggled up to a camel. I'm going with the latter.
Lets get to it!

Three Things I Learned Today:

1) In the city of Portland, Oregon It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. via @DumbestLaws I wonder what their stance is on gay marriage on ice? Portland is a pretty liberal city. I bet they'd support that!

2) Reading the warning labels affixed to your car's visor regarding seat belt safety, airbags, and tire pressure specs is probably a good idea. Doing it while you are driving is probably not.

3) When telling a woman a time to be somewhere or what time you'll be off work, you might as well be Charlie Brown's teacher, because they hear what they want to hear anyways.

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